Rain? Rain on my birthday? Only God can do that:) lol:)

I am now sitting in a new captain's chair according to the Federation's regulations:) W00t!

I just received a nice pen & manager's chair for my birthday!!!! W00t!!

As the heat intensifies, always anticipate the last minute bunnies running across your path to distract you. Use them to really turn it up!

I might have to kick the party off in the a.m. after realizing I'm really numb from the intense focus & final pushes.

Just received notice that a huge blessing & milestone has been reached. Now the party will begin as the walls of Jericho come tumbling down!

I'm seeing prayers being answered tonight. Another person that went deeply off road years ago is now The Preacher's Wife:) U-turns allowed!

I never remember it ever raining this close to my birthday seriously!

My daughters want to celebrate it in "their own" unique way!

It's less than 7 hours until my birthday officially arrives & I'm more thankful versus wondering how I'm going to celebrate it:)

DirecTV's not publicized number for customer service: 877-616-6683 Just say technical support to receive reset assistance.

Successfully located one of my best men tonight that was underground due to the everyday life routines! Prayers were answered! #twurch

Would love to check out the Taste of Alpharetta tonight but the Taste of GA400 is too much to willingly sign up for!

Not that they could not handle it, but the legal restrictions make it more difficult to do so.

The Wired article made me realize the nightmares my childhood teachers would have since classroom mgmt is a totally different game now.

Be creative in the midst of a storm: http://bit.ly/kc8Mj Cool article;)

Good morning All:) Practicing low profile Ninja moves this morning for maximum productivity!

Tomorrow is the last chance of a bullish day this week in financial markets. Friday will truly not welcome those with a weak constitution:)

I already agreed w/President Obama on not fueling our enemies' fire w/photos taken during W's administration: http://bit.ly/noN7L

Stop the digital presses!!!! FDA recall on children's face paint: http://bit.ly/2lu3Ha Made in you know where:(

This office incident needs to become a Southwest Airlines' ad: Want to get away? http://bit.ly/161BfE rofl 5x:)

Peep the cool photos of Real Housewives of Atlanta Sheree's nice fashion show @ The W in ATL: http://bit.ly/Y2xy0 Go Paras!

Someone fell off a bike while on a Jesus tour & we want to hear their explanation how & why. Replaying it offers no reasons why.

My wife & I had a great breakfast from McDonald's & had a funny debate over a video on The Today Show.

Good morning All:)

See the ATL Sprite's slam dunk champion @ Sweet Auburn Festival: http://bit.ly/kZaEV The crowd really felt every dunk:)

Atlantic Station is super nice in the middle of the day & the movie theater provides 2 hours of free parking!

How does one keep up w/the free weekends & viewing of HBO, Showtime, & other premium channels? HBO is free right now for an unknown time:)

Changing gears & leaving to see Star Trek in Atlantic Station with my wife:) bbl & Peace!

Fall in LOVE w/ Christ Jesus: Your soul needs another lover like you need a hole in your head:) Romans 5:8 #twurch

Really need a breakthrough to occur? Take your ego out of the equation to rely on Romans 8:28 & it is already done!

What caffeine & sugar won't do, prayer, music, & a laugh will. Pass the prayers please!!!

Morning nutrients did not arrive fast enough & I may be in need of a do over already:( I had a Rottweiler moment & crow diet is now due.

Good morning All:)

Movie plans scrapped, so it's full speed ahead:)

Good morning All:) Day may get a nice detour of a movie: Wolverine or Star Trek.

Good night All:) About to make several MD calls & get some early sleep for a primetime Monday.

Who are your favorite online, social, movie critics that you absolutely trust? Wondering how Star Trek & Wolverine compare.

Do not visit El Pollo Loco's menu page http://bit.ly/N3Rgb if you do not want to pay them a visit soon! Their bowls look good!

Want to shock kids & some adults? Tell them the Statute of Liberty was not always green! Whoa:)

Congratulations to all graduates and alumni! This is still a season to celebrate education & be inspired to reach higher!

Is today the one to try El Pollo Loco? What was their counteroffer to KFC's freebie?

Here's the Mother's Day gift my grand slam wife received: http://bit.ly/14Liwg Need ideas for anniversary on 26th now:)

As cool as it is outside (68F), we managed to have the A/C on:(

Glad I didn't stay up through the 4th Qtr on the CLE spank down of hometown ATL Hawks. We can only hope to avoid the likely sweep now!

Happy Mother's Day All:)

Is beef making a comeback?

John 16:20 Verily, verily, I say unto you, That ye shall weep and lament, but the world shall rejoice...

Romans 12:15: Rejoice with them that do rejoice, and weep with them that weep.

The pettiness of haters never ceases to amaze, but why do they play themselves so openly? #sfs

The police presence around Philips Arena before noon & on Auburn Ave this p.m. was the tightest I've seen since the '96 Olympics!

I could never my camera ready to photograph Afroman today:( Yes, Afroman in ATL w/a cape:)

The Sweet Auburn Festival was great & the site of Hustle Olympics on all levels:)

About to check out metro ATL although I failed to charge camera batteries as I should have. Cumberland Mall, Centennial Park, & Underground

The next hot thing on Twitter is already here & goes nuclear over this weekend: BubbleTweet videos by @bubbleguru Congratulations! #ff

In ATL right now it is so humid that one looks around for the body of water causing it, but there is isn't one.

Is there a site that provides the liner notes & other info CDs generally provide? I'm thinking of going digital & never looking back.

Most people don't realize one can POST tweets from cell phones but you NEVER want to RECEIVE ALL posts:)

When is the Bud Billiken Parade scheduled in Chi-Town this year?

Does anyone recognize this BET show clip? http://bit.ly/101xFQ Does it still air?

@sherylunderwood You & Earthquake were great on @therealrc show this afternoon. Get Earthquake on Twitter asap!

@therealrc is on the air right now w/a super smooth Mother's Day program @ http://www.v-103.com

Free pancakes in Centennial Park tomorrow starting @ 9 a.m.: <a href="http://bit.ly/RJ2RT">http://bit.ly/RJ2RT</a> They have 8 hrs to break record & really need eaters:)

Would you change your own friend & follow policy if you actually knew how much it was crippling your opportunities & wallet?

ATL traffic is already burnt toast, so folks will have plenty of time to tweet about it:(

For a moment, I thought Black Thought of The Roots was actually Gerald Levert! Dude can blow!!!

Fallon really bombed when making a joke of the world's oldest dog & Michael Vick:( One ATL beatdown is enough tonight!

It was just that bad: tonight's game looked like a fight between Jason Bourne & the new James Bond. But they tag teamed vs ATL Hawks:(

ATL is about to show its true sports colors in that people will show up Saturday just to see CLE play & root for them:(

Leno saved a spicy DUI lady making moves on the male officer for last:) She left no stone unturned on her desires! Whoa!

I once had a guy call only to ask for his money back after making some losing trades:( I asked if he would call Toyota if gas prices rose:)

Someone actually called 911 saying they could not get out of a car:( Go to NBC now!

Comedian Carrot Top & his "privacy blinds" belt on Leno was too sick!! lol:)

Doing stand up comedy must have a lot in common with brain surgery:)

Leno's taking no prisoners in his monologue: Kirstie Alley gained weight eating Favre retirement dinner cakes:(

In ATL, we need Della Reese's Harlem Nights character to show up for Sat's game or Madea to suit up:) Who gets cut first? rofl:)

Is anyone going to the Sweet Auburn Festival in Atlanta on Saturday? Tweet up opportunity? Let me know!

When will someone honestly claim that CLE ran up the score on ATL in an unsportsmanlike manner? lol:)

Justin Timberlake to host SNL w/ Ciara as musical guest. Only potential outcomes: imagery backlash or Cassie takes destructive notes:(

USPS stamps increase again on May 11th!

Soccer's World Cup possibility in ATL & it is far bigger than the Olympics? Tonight's game is an * already:)

Local NBC affiliate in ATL is reporting administrative pressure placed on teachers NOT to report bullying:(

SouthLAnd is just like Oz & The Wire. You know there is only going to be something bad happening, but you want to know how it goes down.

NBC SouthLAnd's Regina King has a "Homey don't play that" or "today is not that day" stare that is a THUG ZAPPER:)

My CSI skills put the blame for tonight's ATL loss where it belongs with Oprah & that free KFC grilled chicken:)

You told Harpo to beat me!

With a blowout like tonight, ATL gets to keep its swag:) rofl:)

NBC's SouthLAnd is the first show to go HBO & FX strong within an over the air network IMHO. Almost too real except for the beeps:)

Lebron & CLE might have ankle or elbow injuries the way they applied corporal punishment tonight:)

As superstitious as CLE is, they will brown bag their food & water during this ATL visit;)

Every time I see an uneven blowout I think of Dennis Green's post game meltdown after MY BEARS came back & beat Arizona:) Ahh, YouTube!

Let the bench take the spanking vs the main 6 to avoid injuries ATL!

I have the ATL vs CLE game on behind me. Hawks might need the hookup @ CDC to get a little swineflu specimen ready for Cavs:) lol:)

NO CHICKEN, NO PEACE is as funny as FISHSTICKS or a photo finish & recount is required:)

Cavs may be blowing out Hawks tonight, but the talk will turn to their meltdown upon visiting ATL. Win Game 3 prior to sweep talk!

Twitter is beginning to look like a potential joint venture between Google & Apple to me. It will be acquired this year, so early congrats!

Radar.net looks as good as any photo output for Ping.

My daughters spanked me faster than I downloaded the games from Apple! What gives?

Is there a conspiracy against adults that won't allow us to win at video games any more? I paid enough in quarters BITD I thought:(

Have a great afternoon All:) I'm overclocking the entire net, so I'll let it cool off:)